For some strange reason, I noticed tonight that I have the hands of a 75 year old man. They’re all lumpy, misshapen, and scarred up. They ache when I type for a long time. The left one makes this weird squeaking noise when I move my fingers. For some reason my hands are aging millenia faster than the rest of my body. I don’t know what this phenominon is about, but it’s concerning. I don’t want to end up with Bob Dole cronehand by the time I’m 30.
I gotta stop drinking so much caffeine at 3 am. Yikes.
Oh, and before you all start in, yes, I realize how many jokes I’ve opened myself up for here. Damned kids and your rock music.
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You are using magic too much. If you’d stop doing that and train as a fighter for awhile, your body would stop wasting away!
Your skin will be bronze before you know it! Turn back now!
Have you seen the previews for that Fable game for Xbox? I think it used to be Project: Ego at some point in the past, but that game looks kickass.
I will begin my fighter training soon enough, and I will be bronzed and burly before you know it. If only I could find my 3D Studio installation disk.
I meant RAISTLIN bronze!!!!!!
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