Today I got a strange bug in my butt and decided to clean up my room, as its filth and clutter was beginning to irritate me greatly. I spent most of the afternoon destroying grime, and I ended up with a satisfying result of being able to move my office chair and walk from door to bed without dodging any sort of leftover college box, power cord, or pile of refuse.
Now for the fun story. My sister is in cosmetology school, and she has these fake heads with hair that they cut and style until it is too short. They just finished work on their guy head, so she brought it home and left it on my desk. This thing is CREEPY. I came across it today when I was cleaning, and decided to have some Godfather style fun with it. So I took it up to her room and scaled the mountains of unwashed laundry and put the brush cut head on her pillow and pulled the sheets over it. The rest of the day came and went, and I had mostly forgotten about it.
About midnight, she came flying down the stairs and into my room, apparently quite upset. She claimed that I had almost caused her to wet herself when she laid down for bed. I love playing the dastardly big brother. 🙂
Today I accomplished: clean room, scared sister, washed laundry. Huzzah!
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