I was preparing for my wife’s arrival tomorrow by cleaning up the house a little. I decided, hey, it would be nice to not have Dog Hair Tumbleweeds all over the house. Its time to vacuum. I figured that with everything else done and nothing but time on my hands I’d go ahead and do the stairs too.
Wouldn’t you know it… like clockwork, halfway through the stairs the belt burns up leaving a Manufactured in China smoke cloud all over my house.
So tomorrow, before Tasha arrives I will be stuck looking for a #9 Bissell vacuum belt. Or I could just say balls to the whole thing and call it good enough.
I did get the new 600 thread count sheets on the bed, I will be giving them a test run tonight. Also, I had to remove and electrical tape up the wires in my X10 switch because one of the wires was causing the box to heat ever so slightly. Its fixed now and is causing no trouble.
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You could just borrow our vacuum after work tonight, dumbass.
Something has been botherting me for a couple of days now…
What is a 600 thread count sheet, and why do you, as a supposed man, know of such things?
Because I listen to my wife when she talks about such things.
And, you tend to notice when your bedding is no longer sanding off your testicles.
“Thread count” is a measurement of how many threads per inch is in a piece of cloth (I think). At any rate, the higher the number, the softer and more awesome it is.
We have 600 thread count sheets too. They are a little more expensive but VERY WORTH IT. Sleeping on regular sheets now is like wiping your ass with brown institutional paper towels after a life of Charmin with lotion.
/not gay
//I swear
We have blue sheets from Walmart. They are quite comfortable. I sleep very well in them, and being from Walmart I wouldn’t be surprised if they were 1 thread sheets.
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