WTF, Earth…

Its 42 degrees outside. It was 80 degrees TWO DAYS AGO.

We actually had to turn on the heat last night because the rabbits have such frail constitutions. I seem to remember that when I was younger, seasons actually *transitioned* to one another instead of literally changing overnight.

I don’t know what to blame, but I know what not to blame: global warming (doesn’t exist, I don’t care what you say), the terrorists (even the best jihadist can’t control Central Illinois weather), and increased gas prices (same reason as #2).