Last night I ended up at Texas Roadhouse with my family, where I unexpectedly ran into Oedewaldt-san and his lovely girlfriend. I was shocked and amazed to find out that I HAVE A READER and she found my blog as they began dating by Googling his name. I was momentarily concerned that I had said something bad or inflammatory about him, but I was assured that she hadn’t found those posts (yet). Not that there’s much bad to say, that is. Except for where he’s buried the bodies.
She also informed me that the quality of my blog has been suffering lately (she’s right), so I figured I could improve her opinion of me if I mentioned how awesome she is.
I had a steak the size of my head, which is the reason for this blog. I think I’m still full from it. *groan*
Tonight I’m hanging out in the fetid bowels of my cousin’s apartment. Tomorrow morning I will be flying out via Chicago (including a two-hour layover) because my direct flight to Denver was canceled due to the threat of snow. The upside is that I get to fly on a Boeing 747 (the biggest plane I’ve ridden in yet) and I get to be in O’Hare for awhile. That’s all from me right now!
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Talking about a steak the “size of your head” and “fetid bowels” in the same post is just gross imagery.
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