This class has frequent breaks, and I find that my Diet Coke begins to manifest at roughly 10:15 am. This happens to coincide with a break, so I tend to visit the Little Shodan’s Room about this time.
Unfortunately, there is a level 15 Necromancer in our midst that I follow to the restroom, and EVERY DAY so far this week he has summoned a nine hit die Excremental.
The summoning is both thunderous and wet and I have successfully resisted the urge to break out laughing each day this week. I don’t know if this will stand tomorrow, I might have to cut out Diet Coke #2 to keep from having to follow him in there.
As a separate aside, there was a funny occurrence last week when I was at this training facility. I was headed to the restroom and I happened to arrive as the cleaning lady was coming out. She was swearing under her breath and I caught something like “he must be foreign, rude bastards.” I have no idea what she meant, but I thought it was funny to have this haggy old lady cursing foreigners as she exited the mens room.
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People like that, they’re on a clock. And they always make the same amount of poop. (A lot.)
We used to have a guy who got the Horrendous Beer Shits, and he would somehow manage to always know when you were going and do his business about 2 minutes before you came in. The smell was unmistakeable.
We used to make jokes like “<name here> left splitter splatter all over my kitchen”.
Ok maybe you had to be there.
But it was godawful. And it smelled like death oranges and pee.
Wouldn’t he be a “Fecomancer”?
Can you please make John use that as Swun’s prestige class?? pleasepleasepleaseplease
melf’s acid shits
Swun casts Magic Missle, and a glowing brown kielbasa explodes from his outstretched hand.
The smell of death oranges and pee envelops the surrounding area.
A corny blast erupts around the the kobold worker, dealing 9 damage. The kobold worker looks nauseous and dies.
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