Damn this shower rod and David Caruso!

I had some really weird dreams last night. For starters, my brain wanted to replay the last twenty minutes of CSI: Miami for me only I was on the CSI team running around with that no-talent hack David Caruso.

I had another dream I don’t remember too much about, but my third dream was just weird. I dreamt that I was getting ready for work and taking my shower, however when I went in there the shower rod had apparently been replaced by a shower rod of similar look and function, however it was made of this flexible PVC material that could not hold up to the weight of the shower curtain. I spent what seemed like a half hour or so trying to wrestle this shower rod back into place, at what time I called out for Tasha to come help me or else I’d be late for work.

She replied that she was collecting keys in Fable and she’d be up in a minute, and I responded with “I don’t have a minute, this shower rod is falling apart!” At this moment, I realize that the back wall of my shower has been replaced with a large window and I can see into my neighbor’s house from there. And for some reason, we’re about five stories up.

I finally give up and just go to work wet and dirty, at what time I wake up for my real shower. The rod did not fail, and I made it to work on time and clean.