I wanted to hate this thing. The trailers all made Johnny Depp look like Michael Jackson times a thousand, the creepy pedophile vibe was really driving me away from this thing. The fact that Tim Burton was directing didn’t help matters… I find that guy to be one of the most disturbed fucks on Earth. [...]

Continue reading...

Last night’s workout was a bruiser. The warmups for the first class was lead by Anthony-san, who proceeded to jet his 10 year old body through the most rapid fire stretching exercises the world has ever seen. By the time pushups rolled around he was channeling the power of Thor through his young body and [...]

Continue reading...